by Brent Sophocles
Nov. 27, 2008
Oh man! These are like the best burgers in the world, Carlos. It's sweet knowing the waitress is bringing them here. I'm not kidding these burgers will make you stop and think after you take a bite. Sometimes I think the restaurant might have hidden cameras to capture the response and then use it in an ad campaign. I don't know how they'd work out the consent angle, but nevermind, here's the beef!
by Brent Sophocles
June 6, 2007
I'm a man, and I like yogurt. That's it, plain and simple. So you and the other office workers can all stop looking at me funny when I tell you guys what I had for breakfast.
by Brent Sophocles
Nov. 5, 2006
Seriously, it's alright to call it pork. It's a burrito with pork. Not "carnitas." I took Spanish in high school. The word for pork was "puerco." If you were actually trying to be a Mexican restaurant, you would call it a "puerco burrito." But you don't. You're a gay restaurant. So you call it "carnitas." And you want to make me sound really gay saying that. But I won't. Not anymore.