by Clockwork Carruthers
02/22/06
HELENA, MT-- Lead vocalist Simeon Grendel of Helena based metal band Grendel's Revenge had taken a severe blow to the head from his bandmate's custom B.C. Rich Warlock guitar. When attempting to break this guitar on stage, guitarist and brother Levi Grendel (pictured right) misfired and stabbed Simeon in the temple during a concert, killing him instantly. At Helena's local guitar center, metal-head guitar salesman Person Geoff and part-time roadie for Grendel's revenge had a few words to say.
"It was just a matter of time before someone was killed by one of those things man. I know they won't recall it though. That axe has too much meat on it to just toss out man. Rock On!"