by Clockwork Carruthers
Feb. 27, 2006
On February 28th, young Calvin Scott Tungstable will be knighted. Prime Minister Tony Blair had announced this young child would be the representative face of England, and will push for his teeth to be part of the Union Jack flag. The Queen wasn't in the mood for any comment, so I couldn't get an interview. What a bitch. I guess I can speak for her and any other Englishman in saying that this is a bad idea. A molding of Calvin's teeth had been dried and immediately sent to the Parliament for bronzing.