by Clockwork Carruthers
June 18, 2007
Nineteen year old James Telman isn't one to play poker. He isn't one to have an English Bulldog as a pet. He isn't one to play catch with his Pep-Pep and he definitely isn't playing by the man's rules...
He just is.
At least that's what James is quick to point out in the third person. You might have the gall to ask him, "Hey Nincompoop, I thought that Neo was the one?"
"PLEBIAN!" croaks Telman as he looks down and to the side, "He is but a movie film actor. I have mastered mind control, omnipotence, and concealed weaponry in real life!"
His stance firmer, his glasses darker, and his intentions more enigmatic...he continues. "I guess if I could wish for anything, it would be to control reality within a six foot radius of my body."
When asked what his thoughts are regarding Dylan and Eric (Columbine), he calls them "mere pawns of something far greater." However, Telman was able to muster, what at least he would justify, a sense of pity by claiming that Dylan and Eric were, "victims of Columbine" as well.