New Breed of Baseball Fan Gaining Notoriety

by Clockwork Carruthers
July 13, 2006

Even in the post-2004 championship era, Red Sox fans have not forgotten their hatred for the Yankees. It's not like they'll just all of the sudden forgive and forget. To a Red Sox fan, this championship just fueled the rivalry even more.

As Fenway Park draws sell out crowd after sell out crowd, Red Sox fans have found themselves paying extreme amounts of money for shitty seats. As for the unlikely chance to go to a Red Sox home game against the Yankees? Well, you can forget about that and invest your money into something more worthwhile like a summer lodge.

Thirsty for more rivalry action, die-hard groups of Red Sox fans have started following the Yankees home and road schedules, sporting anti-Yankee paraphernalia to help cheer against the Yankees, picking fights with any Yankee fan they might encounter along the way.

Faithful Red Sox fan Jacob McCaffrey expresses his discontent for the Evil Empire outside the friendly confines of Fenway Park.