Dillon Farnum

   
After years of frequenting red carpet events, Mr. Farnum has built up the credentials of a respectable gossip columnist (if such a description is possible).

He has earned praise from noted tabloids and Paparazzi for his various exploitations of and musings on celebrities, running the gamut from A list to D list.

He also thinks Mayor McCheese is pretty fucking lame.

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