by Dillon Farnum
April 10, 2006
On the way to a business meeting, actor Russell Crowe was stuck behind an old lady in a no passing zone. Though he claims no police were around, he wanted to obey the law anyways to not cause any more trouble for himself.
"I did not want to be late, and the bitch was going 25 in a 35," he said.
Russell Crowe, known for his short temper, thought he handled the situation quite well. "I should've stuck the dogs on her. She obviously didn't know it was me," he said.
Crowe didn't take down the license plate, so as far as we know, she got away with it. If only justice could be served and our celebrities allowed to use their fame to carry out swift vengeance.