by Dillon Farnum
April 25, 2006
CHADRON, NE-- Tom Bodett, better known as the voice of Motel 6, has been sticking his nose in places where it doesn't belong...now he is in the midst of a severe breach of contract. At approximately 9:30 PM this evening, videotape evidence of Tom Bodett checking into a Super 8 Motel was released. Bodett had some words...
"...complete and utter bullshit. Next thing they're going to tell me is that it was wrong to be with that prostitute, too. What has happened to America?"
Bodett's contract with Motel 6 was torn with a crudely fashioned fork by the president and CEO of the company, Georges Le Mener, who was later interviewed.
"I liked the guy, but it's all business. No further comments that might be of interest to a person who has gone through the public school system."
The Super 8 Motel has offered Tom Bodett a contract to be their new spokesperson and announced, "While we wait for Bodett's decision, stay at one of our hotels and pick up a prostitute."
