by Dillon Farnum
July 10, 2008
Maybe I'm a big softy, but when I'm skimming through the trade papers in my breakfast nook, it touches my heart to see intrepid, new entertainers trying to pave their way to stardom.
by Dillon Farnum
May 15, 2008
NEW ORLEANS--Ask any jazz-loving, crayfish-sucking Cajun about Chris Paul. They all have seen his performances during these playoffs. He penetrates with ease as he bobs and weaves his way through the opponents' defenses leaving them confused...but not nearly as confused as the fans of the New Orleans Hornets.
by Dillon Farnum
Nov. 8, 2007
I feel like hearing the two letters "O" and "J" in succession couldn't have come any sooner. Seeing this man on television, as the Fresh Prince would put it, "sparks up nostalgia." I am reminded of better times: Watching Oksana Baiul's frail little body hold up that heavy gold medal whilst Nancy and Tonya duked it out backstage. Receiving "Vital Information" from esteemed All That cast member Lori Beth Denberg.
by Dillon Farnum
July 23, 2007
As usual, I was watching Sportscenter, the hip Emmy award winning scrapbook of daily sports to hear the latest gossip on Kobe, Bonds, Danica, Tiger, and Peyton. It seems that Stuart Scott has taken over ESPN in a sense...
by Dillon Farnum
June 1, 2007
DETROIT-- In a no-holds-barred series like this current one pitting the bad boys of Detroit against the young guns of Cleveland, every point counts...Including point opportunities by the opposing team when a player is called for a technical foul.
by Dillon Farnum
Nov. 27, 2006
MYSTIC, CT-- The night was sultry. Nineteen Year Old Devon Frysinger was picking up a friend on his way to a long awaited concert. He had already seen the All-American Rejects twice, but he knew that this tour for their new album was something special.
by Dillon Farnum
Sept. 6, 2006
With the appearance of a Mayor McCheese glass featured in summer hit Little Miss Sunshine, is retro-merchandising far off?
by Dillon Farnum
Aug. 24, 2006
In case you haven't heard, Paramount has had enough of Cruise's shenanigans and finally cut ties with him and his partner Paula Wagner.
by Dillon Farnum
July 27, 2006
NBA Superstar LeBron James, nicknamed "King James," issued pardons to several other NBA players on Friday:
by Dillon Farnum
July 26, 2006
Fifteen-year-old teenybopper Morgan Reike couldn't believe it. In all honesty, it shocked the uneducated bulk of America. Regardless, it has happened, and girls across the nation cannot get a firm grasp on the fact that Lance Bass is officially gay.
by Dillon Farnum
July 15, 2006
After intermediate success with the realease of the movie Pink Panther, Actor Steve Martin found some extra time on his hands and decided to sit down and have a chat with Underground Nincompoop gossip columnist Dillon Farnum.
by Dillon Farnum
June 30, 2006
Flexing their rock muscles with power chords and phrygian runs, the Gumbys have rocked the music scene for a nominal amount of months. Having been in hiding for the past ten years, the rock band has recently come out of their shells when backup vocalist and keyboard player Goo had filed grievances to local authorities.