by Johnny Guatemala
Mar. 12, 2010
LOS ANGELES--Ted "Theodore" Logan and Bill S. Preston, Esquire, filed a copyright infringement suit Monday against Tyson Foods LLC in Los Angeles US District Court. The San Dimas, Cal., natives contend that Tyson willingly used their trademark spelling pattern on packages of "Buffalo Boneless Chicken Wyngs."
"We have totally fyled a wryt of mandamus compelling Tyson Foods to appear in Dystryct Court to answer to these most non-heinous charges," said Preston, who actually became a lawyer to legitimize his previously unearned sur-title. "We have most assuredly fyled copyright papers for our namesake, and believe Tyson to be rydyng our coattails like total medieval dyckweeds."
Legal counsel for Tyson plan to defend their company's actions by claiming that misspelling written language is part of the common domain and not the property of any on person or entity. "Think about it. Have you ever read anything from before Shakespeare's time? It's pretty rough. But you don't see Geoffrey Chaucer rising from the grave to file a lawsuit over his phonetic spelling."