by Telemachus Gaffiganiakis
Feb. 5, 2006
This is "actress" Tara Reid's famed boob slip:
We would show the boob uncensored, but obviously, we could get in trouble with Xanga for distributing pornography and then we would get in a bad situation just like Larry Flynt, who ended up in a wheelchair because he distributed pornography. He still distributes pornography at his stores across America. There's a location near you!
Instead of a candid nipple, you see a star over Tara's booby. This signifies that Tara, indeed, has celebrity breasts. If she were a normal individual, she would only have a round pastie to cover her nipples like a stripper in a city where complete stripping is not allowed due to a law invented in 1874 stating that women were not allowed to fully disrobe for money. So, instead, Jack Pastie invented the pastie to serve that purpose, and now, millions of men who head to those strip clubs just have to envision the nipples of the women who are sinning in front of them.
What is important about the Tara Reid boob slip are the statistics. After this happened, millions of people globally saw Tara's funbags. Hundreds of thousands of people had already seen Tara's boobies before. Here's a statistical breakdown of where people had seen Tara's breast-usses prior to the occurrence:
Allegedly, Tara also had a scar under her boobies, which is evidence that she got them stuffed with bags of goo. Let's hope they don't leak during another tequila-infested night of whoopie!