Feb. 19, 2007
Louis Tran ?!
Wow man, what are the odds? I mean the things I have to thank you for: your genes, your Vietnamese descent, your cliche facial features and puffy lips. Just like me!
Let me buy you a beer! You know, I'm 22 now, I feel I owe you something. Oh man, chicks totally dug me. Gettin' laid, Gettin' paid, Drinkin' scotch in the shade. I'd be the guy bringing back beer for everyone, and it's all thanks to you losing your card in a Macy's bathroom stall. That didn't cause any trouble for you did it? I sure hope not.
I mean, it's not like I used your Social Security number to get that temp job I quit two weeks after my first assignment. I didn't use it to play golf at the country club, I didn't use it to sneak my foreign exchange student friend, Gabe, into America, and i DEFINITELY didn't use it to trick the mailman to give me a post office box where I receive pornography and explosives manuals.
Hey man, what's your name again? Haha I'm just fucking with you, we're like brothers! I will always remember Louis Tran, 5'4", 146 pounds, dark hair, brown eyes from San Jose, California. I was once you! I had to tell all of my friends to call me Louis for a while. They got used to it.
I gotta hit the can though. Definitely not the one to be afraid to use a bar bathroom. I kind of enjoy all public restrooms. You never know what you might find in one!